Daughter: “Mommy, what’s that red mark on your neck?”
Daughter: “Mommy, why do you walk funny sometimes?”
Daughter: “Mommy, why don’t you let me and Daddy be with you sometimes?”
Daughter: “Mommy, why did you put on Uncle Policeman’s uniform? Why is Daddy wearing handcuffs?”
Jiang Ting (blushing and glaring at the dog-man beside her): “You…”
萌娃上门叫妈妈,可我是男的啊!
A Cute Kid Came to My Door Calling Me Mom, But I’m a Man!